Public Service Announcement

Do not buy this.

If you buy this you will eat the whole bag during the ride home from the grocery store. Even if you tell yourself you are just testing one bite to see if it’s any good. By the time you spend 15 minutes shoveling it by the handful into your mouth, it will be gone.

Despite the fact that the nutrition facts claim there are seven (7!) servings – there are not. There is one, huge (and amazing) one.

Once it is gone (and I promise you it will be), you will either have to hide the fact that you ate seven (7!) servings yourself in an obscenely short period of time, or face being accused of not sharing. Because I promise you, there will be no sharing.

I tell you this as a warning, and to explain why I didn’t buy it.

I didn’t.

You can’t prove I did.

Ok…I did.

And it was delightful.

About Kristen

Me: Kristen, more than 40-something (don't make me face the number), suburban mom of 2, working girl, therapeutic writer, proprietor of an emptying nest Addictions: Iced Coffee, FOMO resulting in twitchy compulsion to check FB/Instagram/Pinterest in an unending loop, texting, hugging my one child while Snapchatting the other and yelling at my dog

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