So I am now the mother of two teenagers. I know, I know, I look way too young. Oh…you weren’t going to say that? This is awkward… Anyway – two teenagers. And to be more specific, two teenagers who are not even the tiniest bit afraid of me. I try to be scary and tough. […]
I am going this morning for my annual mammogram. The procedure itself is certainly strange. The kind voiced older woman laying her hands on me – tugging and arranging. The squishing and squashing. It’s not horrible. But it’s not something I am in a huge hurry to do more often. But obviously, there’s a chance that […]
You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m not the only one – John Lennon You might not actually say that…but it’s true. And I hope (please) that I am not the only one who needs to get off my butt and start Living the Dream instead of Dreaming the Life. In my dreams I […]
I have no interest (none) in sports, yet am somehow super competitive, especially with myself. I want to be doing everything right and have a probably unhealthy compulsion to avoid being wrong. And sometimes this manifests in strange ways. I noticed the last time I was at the grocery store (where I seem to be […]
A few years ago I went to have an ultrascan done of my carotid artery (sexy, right?) The technician fancied herself to be quite the crack diagnostician and kept up a lively chatter as she checked me out. She blabbered away and then said, “Hmmmm…” Let me tell you, “Hmmm…” is my second least favorite […]
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