3 Ways

By Kristen

Get your mind out of the gutter people!

This (very brief) Saturday evening post is courtesy of this adorable book: 


Three more ways to say “Oh Shit”:

  1. Dagnabit!
  2. Barnacles!
  3. Sweet niblets!

A few bonus ones (overachiever):

  1. Holy Pepperoni!
  2. Goshdarnit!
  3. Fudge nuggets!
  4. Holy guacamole!
  5. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
  6. ‘Suz Mighty!
  7. Ermagerd!

And now I will go eat pizza. 
Carry on.  🙌

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About Kristen

Me: Kristen, more than 40-something (don't make me face the number), suburban mom of 2, working girl, therapeutic writer, proprietor of an emptying nest Addictions: Iced Coffee, FOMO resulting in twitchy compulsion to check FB/Instagram/Pinterest in an unending loop, texting, hugging my one child while Snapchatting the other and yelling at my dog

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